I wanted to smash my face against my monitor after watching this. That Obama Girl chick is trying to ride that wave of internet celebrity one more time.
That’s not to say I wouldn’t put my face between her breasts and motorboat away until I couldn’t feel my lips, but still. Give it a rest.
Yes this is how far low we’ve sunk. I always keep my wallet in my back left pocket, so it kind of digs into my ass all day. And it’s getting to be a bit painful. Sure, I could keep it in my bag. But then it might get stolen. So you can see my predicament.
When you finally figure out what you want and feel like you’re not going to get it. I’m a boy that’s used to getting what I want. It’s just the way I’m wired. But man, I’m kind of bummed.
Don’t worry. this isn’t going to become Chris’s Emo Thoughts. Perhaps the Cuntery here…is my own. dum dum dummmmmmmm
I once thought that Britney Spears’ breasts would open up a window to all of life’s greatest mysteries. Instead it just made me kind of sad. Touche, Spears.
I vaguely enjoyed this sketch from something called “Stupid Face”. It’s funny because men are all homophobes. Or is it homophones? Definitely one of the two.
I really want a domesticated fox. It’d be awesome because they’re like a dog, but they’re a FOX. And they’re also clever like a fox, I’d presume. Anyway, there are supposedly domesticated ones in Asia or something, so someone should ship me one immediately. Ideally, I’d prefer not to have to build him a “pen”. But I’m very pro-petting him and going “wuzzawuzzawuzza” to him. So that’s a reasonable compromise.
Lately, I’ve been finding myself indulging in certain illegal things, then getting the munchies, then getting sleepy and passing out. Occasionally with someone, but regularly by myself. But then I pass out at like, 9, wake up at like midnight, write a bit (my dirty secret: I write some blog posts in advance!), then pass out (soberly) at like 1:30.
So is that productive? I’d feel worse if this were an addictive illegal substance, but I don’t think I’m Requieming for a Dream yet, so I’m okay. This is what addicts say to ease their guilt!
Fancy people talk about The Wire. Spoilers within. — tumblintlo
So I don’t find the newsroom thing as repulsive as everyone else seems to. Plus this week’s Wire was pretty damn strong. Reporters are dull plagiarists by nature, right? And big media companies and their “bottom lines” are killing unbiased reporting. What’s so wrong about that? Plus maybe someone will go insane (I’m looking at you Gus) and blow up the entire newsroom. That’d be cool!