cuntery.

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Wed Jun 11
“i just want to kiss you”
“i just want to kiss you”
Tue Jun 10
johnny knoxville is getting 300 mil for a new microsoft campaign
someone fucking tase my groin so i can get that sort of paper, jesus
“ Consume caffeine and alcohol in moderation. Naiman recommends avoiding caffeine after lunch. About alcohol, he says, “Less is better, earlier is better and with food is better. Why I use whisky instead of milk in my cereals

Sleeping at work — more of us are doing it - CNN.com

my blog is going on being down for two days

I’m kinda thinking this is a sign that maybe I should give it up.  Or maybe start a new one.  I dunno.  Gate.com can kinda suck my dick right now though for not fixing anything after two days.
Tue May 20

jet blue at jfk, may 20

Hate kids who share no genetic composition with me.  A small colored child just stood up next to me and stared at me.  I love kids…who are related to me or whom I’m employed to deal with.  But not you.  Sorry Jaykwon.
Mon May 19

v train, may 19 in the am

Relatively packed train going uptown.  A little Dominican dude is playing with his Blackberry standing next to me.  I see him start to fall over because he sucks at life and can’t stand on a train.  I take a step to the side because I don’t want him to touch me as he loses his balance.  Didn’t think he’d fall all the way, but he did.  Not my job to support you dude.
Sun May 18

lit, saturday may 17

Saw cute-ish girl in a fedora. I went up to her, asked if I could wear the fedora. After some talk, she gave it up. As I rejoiced in my victory over womankind with the fedora on my head, I then saw the real reason she had a hat: the fedora was hiding an atrociously high hairline. Quickly returned the fedora and scurried away.

since no one really reads this now

I finally figured out what I can do with the heretofore wasted Cuntery.com…write about the dumb shit I do in very small bites! Dumb things with people, my own idiocy, etc. Yay. Thinking this’ll last like a week?
Fri May 16
Just two men walking down the street
Just two men walking down the street
Mon Apr 7

there is a retard living above me. seriously.

  • me: THE RETARD UPSTAIRS IS SO LOUD
  • I WANT TO KILL HIM
  • Carl: rofl
  • me: i told you about the retard right?
  • i forget
  • Carl: yeah, i heard him
  • me: haha
  • yeah
  • ugh
  • haha can i have like one normal apartment situation
  • Carl: you can complain!
  • me: sigh i may have to
  • this is ridiculous
  • he's just like yelling
  • and going 'HEEEEEEEEEH"
  • ...i feel like no one would believe me if i wrote about this on my blog
  • Carl: lol
  • me: HE JUST REPEATS STUFF
  • OVER AND OVER AGAIN
  • "blah blah blah. blah BLAH blah. blah BLAH BLAH."
  • STOP EMPHASIZING DIFFERENT THINGS
  • HATE YOU
  • Carl: i'm sorry
  • i'm laughing
  • me: damn you
  • haha can i kill a retard and get away with it legally
  • i feel like it's a service
  • "DUHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHOOOOOOOOOO"
  • he just revved up for that one