2008

“i just want to kiss you”

johnny knoxville is getting 300 mil for a new...

“Consume caffeine and alcohol in moderation. Naiman...”
— Why I use whisky instead of...

my blog is going on being down for two...

I’m kinda thinking this is a sign that maybe I should give it up.  Or maybe start a new one. ...

jet blue at jfk, may 20

Hate kids who share no genetic composition with me.  A small colored child just stood up next to me...

v train, may 19 in the am

Relatively packed train going uptown.  A little Dominican dude is playing with his Blackberry...

lit, saturday may 17

Saw cute-ish girl in a fedora. I went up to her, asked if I could wear the fedora. After some...

since no one really reads this now

I finally figured out what I can do with the heretofore wasted Cuntery.com…write about the...

Just two men walking down the street

there is a retard living above me....

me: THE RETARD UPSTAIRS IS SO LOUD
I WANT TO KILL HIM
Carl: rofl
me: i told you about the retard right?
i forget
Carl: yeah, i heard him
me: haha
yeah
ugh
haha can i have like one normal apartment situation
Carl: you can complain!
me: sigh i may have to
this is ridiculous
he's just like yelling
and going 'HEEEEEEEEEH"
...i feel like no one would believe me if i wrote about this on my blog
Carl: lol
me: HE JUST REPEATS STUFF
OVER AND OVER AGAIN
"blah blah blah. blah BLAH blah. blah BLAH BLAH."
STOP EMPHASIZING DIFFERENT THINGS
HATE YOU
Carl: i'm sorry
i'm laughing
me: damn you
haha can i kill a retard and get away with it legally
i feel like it's a service
"DUHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHOOOOOOOOOO"
he just revved up for that one

uggggggggggggggggh

I haven’t updated this in forever so that means I probably can just say whatever and assume no...

Just had my portrait taken for my blog.

bonita: Let me just say that it is a very humbling experience to look at 85 close-ups of your face...

i just want to throw something out there...

I’ve been kind of avoiding writing about this, partially because I don’t want to jinx it...

the time has come

After a longstanding, slightly irrational hatred of Arrested Development, I’ve decided...

bloghawk down: day 2

BOH is still down.  My requests for aid from my host have as yet gone unfulfilled.  There appears to...

the blog is down

Ugh I have no fucking clue why.  And my fag roommate is singing really loudly and obnoxiously (and...

So my Blackberry got wet inside from me using it while...

a hate crime

I’ve written about this on the BOH before but holy shit I want to bludgeon my roommate about...

ugh i haven't been tumbling at all

Rest assured, my Cuntery is continuing on at an extravagant pace.  By now, you hopefully know that...

so this day didn't FEEL super

Super Tuesday is absolutely false advertisement.  PS A vote for Hillary is the cuntiest vote you can...

my ass hurts

Yes this is how far low we’ve sunk.  I always keep my wallet in my back left pocket, so it...

Would Carrie Bradshaw be a blogger?

it kind of sucks

When you finally figure out what you want and feel like you’re not going to get it.  I’m...

D-I player without right hand 'pretty...

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hrm so i can't tell if i'm productive or...

Lately, I’ve been finding myself indulging in certain illegal things, then getting the...

The Wire: Who doesn't like a blind bartender?...

Seven Kids Hang Themselves In The Name Of...

Lindsay Lohan Death Watch

what has two thumbs and couldn't care...

THIS GUY I never saw Brokeback Mountain and the new Batman’s not out yet.  Granted, 10 Things...

Heath Ledger's done died

so yeah that feed thing was annoying

I removed it.  If you want to read the real blog, go read the real blog.  I’ll save the...

via tmzThose magazines blocking the Mariah-y...

cuntery is pretty whimsical right?

So you can imagine my dismay that some females in my life have said that Cuntery.com might not be an...

NFL Experts Blog - NFL - Yahoo! Sports

my adventures in cuntery

“We are also told by our insider that Kiefer is looking...”
— KIEFER IS FREE - What Would...

looking for a handsome/cute japanese...

via extras.chicagotribune.com I mean seriously. 

Is MLK day sacred?

why can't i like dane cook

You know, I like Dane Cook.  Yeah his comedy is a bit broad and occasionally obvious and totally, on...

celebrating martin luther king

I’ve been making a lot of jokes lately, in written form on the blog and to people, about ways...

It is frigid

I imagine that it’s not unlike Hillary Clinton’s womb out right now in NYC. It’s...

tumblelogging

what's in a name

I changed the link for this tumblr from Blogofhilaritychris to Thereisonlyonechris. Why exactly? I...

a threat

Feel free to use this one yourself…If things don’t start to change around here, I swear...

“a woman is always a woman. no matter how special, no matter...”

repressed childhood memory

Last night while watching Cruel Intentions, I remembered a childhood memory.  When I was in 8th...

My cat is way fucking hotter than yours

huh

I hear that everyone’s got a tumblr now these days.  I think the first ones I saw were Rob...